“Wit is the spark that ignites laughter, the sharp edge that cuts through pretense, and the clever twist that leaves us marveling at the power of words. It’s the art of saying much with little, blending humor and wisdom in a way that lingers long after the moment has passed. From Oscar Wilde’s razor-sharp quips to Mark Twain’s timeless observations, wit reminds us that intelligence and humor are two sides of the same brilliant coin. Dive into a collection of quotes that celebrate the brilliance of wit—where every word is a masterpiece of thought and timing.”
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” — Albert Einstein
“I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.” — Drake
“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.” — Elayne Boosler
”Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” -Groucho Marx
“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” — Groucho Marx
“Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.” — John Lennon
“I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin
“I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m looking for them.” — Michael J. Fox
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” — Oscar Wilde
“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.” — Robert Benchley
“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.” — Thomas Sowell
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” — W.C. Fields
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” — Winston Churchill
